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What makes Meir the most qualified candidate? Good question:
What makes Meir the most qualified candidate? Good question:
He's had this job his whole life
He's had this job his whole life
This job has my name on it!
He was formerly the Rhino Party Mime Prinister of Politics Club
He was formerly the Rhino Party Mime Prinister of Politics Club
Showing that my serious and sophisticated policies appeal to young people (most of whom can't vote in this election)
He's really good at Kahoot
He's really good at Kahoot
On the podium every time.
Grandmas love him
Grandmas love him
Shoutout to my bubbe!
He's the youngest candidate
He's the youngest candidate
So he's unlikely to die in office.
He won't do hard drugs
He won't do hard drugs
The only crack I take is the crack in my matzah!
He's taller than the other candidates
He's taller than the other candidates
So he can probably dunk on them.
He can play Wonderwall
He can play Wonderwall
Today is gonna be the day...
He's not married
He's not married
So he can't have any affairs.
He can make scrambled eggs
He can make scrambled eggs
And toast, too!
He will bring down the average age of City Hall
He will bring down the average age of City Hall
By about 50 years.
He's not ginger
He's not ginger
But he still appreciates them.
He's the hottest candidate
He's the hottest candidate
Citation: BlogTO's Tiktok comments
He's on the Reach for the Top trivia team
He's on the Reach for the Top trivia team
Therefore he is smarter than all the other candidates
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